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post Mar 11 2011, 01:32 AM
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> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to
> like 'em!
> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
> turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
> and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested
a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
> The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.
> We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
> the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
> The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
> doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So,
> she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going
> upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
> A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
> as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her
> with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
> grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
> scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw
> her out into the back yard!
> The cab driver hit a parked car.
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post Mar 27 2011, 01:32 PM
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hahaha,,, a bad way to say Goodbye,,,
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post Apr 12 2011, 03:25 AM
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nice lol lakin bad mannered son lolz
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